She fight all day ‘til the sun goes down.
The Widow Montoya, she gonna get some!
She fight so hard, maybe get a crown.
The Widow Montoya, she gonna get some!

She drink all night ‘til the morning light
The Widow Montoya, she gonna get some!
Then she ready for another fight!
The Widow Montoya, she gonna get some!

Come good Lord William, give me a banana
The Widow Montoya, she gonna get some!
Come good Lord William, give me a banana
The Widow Montoya, she gonna get some!
Six inch, seven-inch, eight inch, wow!
The Widow Montoya, she gonna get some!
Six inch, seven-inch, eight inch, wow!
The Widow Montoya, she gonna get some!

With her spiritual advisor looking on
The Widow Montoya, she gonna get some!
The widow she almost fall flat on the ground.
The Widow Montoya, she gonna get some!

Lucky for her, the Cloonies were there
The Widow Montoya, she gonna get some!
To revive her with pickle juice, bananas and beer
The Widow Montoya, she gonna get some!

Come good Lord William, give me a banana
The Widow Montoya, she gonna get some!
Come good Lord William, give me a banana
The Widow Montoya, she gonna get some!
Six inch, seven-inch, eight inch, wow!
The Widow Montoya, she gonna get some!
Six inch, seven-inch, eight inch, wow!
The Widow Montoya, she gonna get some!