WARNING: Jehanne de Wodeford will be teaching period Christmas Carols at the Shire of Cloondara's November Arts and Science Session, November 27th at 7pm. Said carols are in Latin, and contain direct and indirect references to God, Jesus, the Virgin Mary, angels of various types and a nice ass capable of hauling Magi loot across inhospitable deserts without benefit of a sleigh or glowing body parts.